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Meet My Middle Finger
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MEET MY MIDDLE FINGER
Here we are, I just met ya
And I don’t like what I see
And there’s something I’d like you to meet
Got a finger for you WO-OH
Got a medal for me WAY-HEY
The fine art of fingering aint lost on me
I’ll give you the finger in the third degree
I’m gunna turn down the charm
So watch the end of my arm
You humpty dump diddy dumb dumb cunt
Fuck you very much
Got a finger for you WO-OH
Got a medal for me WAY-HEY
Meet my middle finger
Got a finger for you WO-OH
Got a beer for me WAY-HEY
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Wife School
03:29
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WIFE SCHOOL
It’s an emergency admission down the wife school,
Gotta get her in as quick as I can
When I got home from work late this arvo
She wouldn't crack me a can
And if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
I’m gunna send her down there in a rock’n’roll ambulance
To save vital seconds
She won't mow the lawn or do the dishes
She wouldn't crack me a can!
Skid marks in me undies, I’ve got nothing to wear
The kids are running feral, I’m losing my hair
And she won't fuck….
She won’t fucken change the oil in the truck.
And if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
I’m not hard to please but she won’t do her deeds
I’m gunna send her back to Wife School
Just like they should, they’re gunna learn her real good
Down at the Wife School
It ain’t bloody funny, she won’t scrub the dunny
I’m gunna send her back to Wife School
I told her, I told her, I told her and I told her
That if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
And the next thing ya know
While you’re waiting for her to go
Yeah the next thing ya know
She kicked me in the nuts
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The Vee Bees Queanbeyan, Australia
For fans of good time rowdy Aussie rock punk played at an obnoxious volume - preferably in a brewery.
Four blokes, 3 chords, 2 brain cells, 1 carton of beer.
Played by animals and tested on vegetables since 2000.
Get fucked!
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