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Meet My Middle Finger​/​Wife School

by The Vee Bees

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    A shit-hot, two song 7" vinyl picture disc with 4 panel fold out insert. Featuring one song about get fucked, and another song about me getting kicked in the goolies by the missus after daring to suggest that she attends an educational establishment......

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MEET MY MIDDLE FINGER Here we are, I just met ya And I don’t like what I see And there’s something I’d like you to meet Got a finger for you WO-OH Got a medal for me WAY-HEY The fine art of fingering aint lost on me I’ll give you the finger in the third degree I’m gunna turn down the charm So watch the end of my arm You humpty dump diddy dumb dumb cunt Fuck you very much Got a finger for you WO-OH Got a medal for me WAY-HEY Meet my middle finger Got a finger for you WO-OH Got a beer for me WAY-HEY
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Wife School 03:29
WIFE SCHOOL It’s an emergency admission down the wife school, Gotta get her in as quick as I can When I got home from work late this arvo She wouldn't crack me a can And if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school I’m gunna send her down there in a rock’n’roll ambulance To save vital seconds She won't mow the lawn or do the dishes She wouldn't crack me a can! Skid marks in me undies, I’ve got nothing to wear The kids are running feral, I’m losing my hair And she won't fuck…. She won’t fucken change the oil in the truck. And if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school I’m not hard to please but she won’t do her deeds I’m gunna send her back to Wife School Just like they should, they’re gunna learn her real good Down at the Wife School It ain’t bloody funny, she won’t scrub the dunny I’m gunna send her back to Wife School I told her, I told her, I told her and I told her That if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school And the next thing ya know While you’re waiting for her to go Yeah the next thing ya know She kicked me in the nuts

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A shit-hot, two song 7" vinyl picture disc with 4 panel fold out insert. Featuring one song about get fucked, and another song about me getting kicked in the goolies by the missus after daring to suggest that she attends an educational establishment......

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released December 24, 2013

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The Vee Bees Queanbeyan, Australia

For fans of good time rowdy Aussie rock punk played at an obnoxious volume - preferably in a brewery.
Four blokes, 3 chords, 2 brain cells, 1 carton of beer.
This product is guaranteed to be played by animals and tested on vegetables since 2000.
Get fucked!
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